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13 Commandments...enjoy

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

10. All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???

12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

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Want To Learn maths - call 911 ..

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Nice Ad.......

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Job market in 2009 ---Too Good..

Watch This Video........

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Bulls Revenge....

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Deer Hunter.............

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How women rule the wolrd????????

Here is the Answer.......... :-)

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Creative Ads...Watch This...

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BEST JOKE COMPETITION

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies,he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.


Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,
"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."


The astonished Chinese man replied,
"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour,
it was the Japanese".


"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.


In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,
"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."


The Chinese replies,
"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

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Husband & Wife - Just for Fun

Husband & Wife - Why divorce?

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your
honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?"
asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not
faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles
him."


Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy

>From his death bed, the husband called his wife and
said, "One month after I die I want you to marry
Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know
that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer
now."


Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the
wrong man."


Husband & Wife - Why?

" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax
to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into
my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why,
Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes,
then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the
fax."


Husband & Wife - Same Service

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When
we were first married, I would come home from the
office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute
little dog would run around barking. Now after ten
years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings
the slippers and my wife runs around barking." "Why
complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting
the same service!"


Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband

One woman told another : "My neighbour is always
speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my
husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever
said anything bad about him?"


Husband & Wife - Love To Do

A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to
the couple next door and said, "Do you see that
couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time
they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to."
Replied the husband. "But I don't know her

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A Woman's Poem ---

All Woman Will Like this... :-)..Enjoy Maadi..
For Already married guys I can't help it(They may have gone through this scenario)..
This is a warning note for all eligible bachelors ..

Please click on the picture if you can't read it properly.. :-)..

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Corporate Culture! - Some Funny Definitions

On a lighter note

1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly...

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

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Effort Never Fail........Watch this.. :-)

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Love to be a kid!!!!!!




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How to say I Love You in 100 Languages

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumem
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee
bhalo-bashee)
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Catalan - T'estimo
Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Chinese
Cantonese - Ngo oiy ney a
Mandarin - Wo ai ni
Comanche - U kamakutu nu (pronounced oo----ka-ma- koo-too-- ---nu)
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Cree - Kisakihitin
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch- Ik hou van jou
Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by
J.R.R. Tolkien)
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hald fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia `oe
Hebrew
To female - "ani ohev otach" (said by male) "ohevet Otach" (said by
female) To male - "ani ohev otcha" (said by male) "Ohevet ot'cha" (said
by female)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian- Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru or Anata ga daisuki desu
Kannada -Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili -Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo or Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gaer
Macedonian - Te Sakam
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Maltese - Inhobbok
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits
neki Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Ndebele - Niyakutanda Norwegian
Bokmaal - Jeg elsker deg
Nyonrsk - Eg elskar deg P
andacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I
Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak- Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu

Thai To female - Phom rak khun To male - Chan rak khun Informal - Rak te Tunisian - Ha eh bak

Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo

Vietnamese
To female - Anh ye^u em To male - Em ye^u anh

Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
Zazi - Ezhele hezdege
Zuni - Tom ho' ichema

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Awesome Dance...

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Personality Test

There are many sites offering free personality tests on the web.
The test is based on the Jung-Myers-Briggs topology which reflects an individual's preferences on four different scales.

A free version of the test can be taken here...Click Here

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