A Joke- 6 INCHES OFF THE GROUND......
A small balding man stormed into a local bar And demanded, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got! I'm so pissed I can't even see straight!"
The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear,
pours him a DOUBLE.
The man swilled down the drink and demanded, "Gimme another ONE!"
The bartender pours the drink, but said, "Now, before I give you this,
why don't you let off a little steam and tell me WHY you're so upset?"
So the man begins his tale: "Well, I am a salesman for this fancy goose
pillows. I got an order and took several samples to an apartment in this
neighborhood. I knock on the door and this woman opens the door. Now,
the lady can't make up her mind, so she asks me to take the samples to
the bedroom and check them there. As I get into the bedroom I hear some
keys jingling, and SOMEONE starts fumbling with the door."
"Well, the woman says, 'Oh my god, it's my BOYFRIEND. He must have lost
his WRESTLING match today, he's gonna be REAL MAD! He won't believe that
you are just a salesman. Quick, HIDE!'
"So, I opened at the CLOSET, but I figured that was probably the FIRST
place he would look, so I didnt hide there. Then I looked under the
bed, but no, I figured he's bound to look there, too. By now I could
hear the key in the lock. I noticed the window was open, so I climbed
out and was hanging there by my FINGERS praying that the guy WOULDN'T
see me."
The bartender says "Well I can see how you might be a BIT FRUSTRATED at
this point."
"Well, yeah, but I hear the guy finally get the door open and he yells
out, 'Tell me, who you been seeing now?'"
"The girl said, 'Nobody, honey, now have a glass of water and calm
down.'
Well the guy starts TEARING up the room. I hear him tear the door off
the closet and throw it across the room. I'm thinking, 'Boy, I'm glad I
didnt hide in there.' Then I hear him lift up the bed and throw it
across the room. Good thing I didn't hide under there either."
"Then I heard him say, 'What's that over there by the WINDOW?' I think
'Oh boy, I'm dead meat now'. But the woman by now is trying real hard to
distract him and convince him to stop looking."
"Well, I hear the guy go into the bathroom, and I hear water running for
a long time, and I figure maybe he's gonna take a bath or something,
when all of a sudden the guy pours a pitcher of scalding HOT WATER out
of the window right on top of my head! I mean look at this, I got second
degree burns all over my scalp and shoulders!"
The bartender said, "Oh man, that would have pissed me off for SURE."
"No," the customer replied, "that didn't really BOTHER me. Next
the guy starts slamming the window shut over and over on my hands. I mean, look at my fingers. They're a bloody mess, I can hardly hold onto this
glass." The bartender looks at the guy's hands and agreed,"Yeah,
buddy, I can understand why you are so UPSET"
"No, that WASN'T what really pissed me off."
The bartender then asked in exasperation, "Well, then, what DID finally
piss you off?"
"Well I was hanging there for hours, and I turned around and looked
down, and...
I WAS ONLY ABOUT 6 INCHES OFF THE GROUND!"
Posted byPrashanthNaik at 9:55 PM
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