LOL
IF YOU yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced
> >enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> >(Hardly seems worth it.)
> >
> >If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced
> >to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> >(Now that's more like it!)
> >
> >The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body
to
> >squirt blood 30 feet.
> >(O.M.G.!)
> >
> >A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to
> >death. (Creepy.)
> >(I'm still not over the pig.)
> >
> >Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
> >(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
> >
> >The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to
its
> >body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> >("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
> >
> >The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping
the
> >length of a football field.
> >(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
> >
> >The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> >(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
> >
> >Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> >(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
> >
> >Butterflies taste with their feet.
> >(Something I always wanted to know.)
> >
> >The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> >(Hmmmmmm......)
> >
> >Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed
> >people.
> >(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
> >
> >Elephants are the only
> >animals that cannot jump.
> >(okay, so that would be a good thing)
> >
> >A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> >(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> >
> >An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> >(I know some people like that.)
> >
> >
> >Starfish have no brains
> >(I know some people like that too.)
> >
> >Polar bears are left-handed.
> >(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
> >
> >
> >Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> >(What about that pig??)
> >
> >Now that you've smiled at least once, it's
> >yourturn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you
want
to
> >bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...In other words, send it
to
> >everyone.
Posted byPrashanthNaik at 6:11 AM
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