13 Commandments...enjoy
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
10. All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…
13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
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Sky Smiled At ...............................
On December 02 2008 Sky Smiled at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Job market in 2009 ---Too Good..
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Bulls Revenge....
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Deer Hunter.............
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How women rule the wolrd????????
Here is the Answer.......... :-)
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Who is telling tulu doesn't have script???
Tulu language is one of the five Dravidian languages of South India (Pancha- Bhasha, others are Tamil, Telugu, Kannada and Malayalam). The four major languages spoken today are dominantly spoken in their respective states (Tamilnadu, Andhra Pradesh, Karnataka and Kerala), whereas Tulu is spoken in a small niche, mainly in coastal Karnataka and Northern Karala (Kasaragod district). About 2.5 million people speak Tulu and call it their mother tongue. Tulu nadu is a region where many languages are spoken. While Kannada is the official state language, different ethnic communities in Tulu Nadu speak different languages. Tulu, derived from proto-Dravidian is the predominant language spoken by Hindus of various castes and by the Jains of Tulu Nadu. Konkanasthas and Catholics speak two variants of Konkani. Muslims speak a language of their own that is derived from Tulu as well as Malayalam.
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Cool Meanings of some of the Words!!!!
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs :
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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Divorce:
Future tense of marriage
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Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .
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Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
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Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist :
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
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Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Father:
A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
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Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .
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BEST JOKE COMPETITION
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies,he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,
"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied,
"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour,
it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,
"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies,
"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
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Husband & Wife - Just for Fun
Husband & Wife - Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your
honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?"
asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not
faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles
him."
Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
>From his death bed, the husband called his wife and
said, "One month after I die I want you to marry
Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know
that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer
now."
Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the
wrong man."
Husband & Wife - Why?
" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax
to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into
my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why,
Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes,
then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the
fax."
Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When
we were first married, I would come home from the
office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute
little dog would run around barking. Now after ten
years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings
the slippers and my wife runs around barking." "Why
complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting
the same service!"
Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another : "My neighbour is always
speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my
husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever
said anything bad about him?"
Husband & Wife - Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to
the couple next door and said, "Do you see that
couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time
they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to."
Replied the husband. "But I don't know her
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A Woman's Poem ---
All Woman Will Like this... :-)..Enjoy Maadi..
For Already married guys I can't help it(They may have gone through this scenario)..
This is a warning note for all eligible bachelors ..
Please click on the picture if you can't read it properly.. :-)..
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Corporate Culture! - Some Funny Definitions
On a lighter note
1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly...
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
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Effort Never Fail........Watch this.. :-)
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Love to be a kid!!!!!!
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Welcome to the Corporate Culture!
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Some Fun ...............
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh
1.That ball went so high it could have got an airhostess down with it.
2.There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of
an
incoming train which will run them over.
3.Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
5.Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
7.Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8.He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but
cannot go beyond 30!
9.The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend,
that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have
wings!
10.As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11.The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the
sea.
12.The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
13.The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14.Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15.The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at
Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..! one falls and everything else falls!
16.Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
17.You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
18.Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be
given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19.He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20.One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
22.Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23.Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24.You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25.The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26.Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27.You may have a heart of gold, but so does! a hard-boiled egg.
28.He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29.The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the
same reason.
30. The world is all about mind and matter, I don't mind and U don't
matter...
31. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is
left!
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