Husband & Wife - Just for Fun
Husband & Wife - Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your
honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?"
asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not
faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles
him."
Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
>From his death bed, the husband called his wife and
said, "One month after I die I want you to marry
Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know
that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer
now."
Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the
wrong man."
Husband & Wife - Why?
" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax
to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into
my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why,
Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes,
then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the
fax."
Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When
we were first married, I would come home from the
office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute
little dog would run around barking. Now after ten
years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings
the slippers and my wife runs around barking." "Why
complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting
the same service!"
Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another : "My neighbour is always
speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my
husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever
said anything bad about him?"
Husband & Wife - Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to
the couple next door and said, "Do you see that
couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time
they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to."
Replied the husband. "But I don't know her
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Some Fun ...............
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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